Tuesday, June 8, 2010

How To Keep A Woman...

WARNING: This message may not be suitable for the immature eyes of those who mistreat and/or use women! Please close this window if you are one of these people. The contents of this material is not to be taken likely, for it is essential when it comes to keeping a Good Woman in your life. They are also not meant to be abused and overused. Too much of anything is bad for anyone. USE WISELY!

The Best Way To Keep A Woman Is:

  • Figuring out her flaws, and learning to love them all.
  • By not comparing her to the little girls from your past. Thats a No no.
  • Be there for her when she least expects you to be and right by her side when she needs you the most.
  • By not just having the right words, but practicing them too. Don't talk about it, be about it.
  • Be her support when life is on her back weighing her down.
  • Keep the butterflies in her stomach by being the same guy she fell for from the start. THIS IS MANDATORY!
  • Cut off the little girls and give her your undivided attention.
  • Listening. By listening, you will always have the right response when she asks "what do you think?" VERY IMPORTANT! Nothing worse or more embarrassing than an unrelated answer to what she spent time talking to you about.
  • Respect her for being a Woman, not for treating you as a man.
  • If you sense she is upset, and you ask, and she says nothing, do not continue to press her about it. it just means she's not ready to talk about it at that moment. Just wait a little and ask again later.
  • Learning how to make her laugh even when she's furious. It opens them up to talk about what is bothering them. This is key to her attention!
  • Love her for the things she doesn't love about her self. Appreciate every part of her, physically and emotionally.
  • Correct her when she is wrong, but acknowledge that you understand her part. They might feel a way but honestly will always earn her respect.
  • Avoid lying to her. It can be difficult at times, but keeping her is more difficult when you lie to her.
  • Be the reason she cries with joy, and the one she goes to when she's crying in pain.
  • Find her emotional pleasure spots and hit them until she orgasms with unconditional love and care for you. SEX WILL NOT GET YOU THERE!
  • Treat her the same way in the presence of your friends as you do in private. Putting on a show will only entertain spectators, not your main audience.
  • And most importantly, don't be the woman...Man the F@#$ Up! (o_O)

*CAUTION: MAY LEAD TO THE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND AND CARE FROM A WOMAN WHO EXPERIENCES THE THINGS FROM THIS LIST IN CONSISTENCY! Not to be used on Spoiled Brats, Birds, Street Chicks, and/or GoldDiggers. You are trying to keep a Woman, NOT a Little Girl! KEEP OUT OF REACH FROM CHILDREN!

4 comments:

  1. where do I begin? wow! phenominal....first, Im sure you already know this, but you are 100% right, left out a few things, but you'll learn em with time, for the most part...you got ur key points down, and I love how u address "not putting on a show" wow! so you must be sincere I presume? right? otherwise you'd be speaking blasphemy...lol Im j/k j/k, well, true, make her feel appreciated around ur friends and around the other people in ur life, like co-workers and family and neighbors...I also like how u addressed "listening" cause that is very important : ) if you think she is mad before she starts venting, psh! wait til she vents and asks you "what do you think?" and you say "huh?" yea! lol see what I mean? lol, and lastly...those butterflies tend to go away after awhile I've noticed, just stick around and be you and see where that takes you, better to be loved for who you are than worshiped for who you are not! lol other than that I loved it : )



    --Nita

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  2. Lmao Definitely understand what you mean...And I just wanted to get the main points across. These are just some of the main keys. Keeping a woman is deeper than that. Much deeper. I'm glad you liked it though.

    And the butterflies? They should always be there...regardless the time. You should always feel it when you hear the person's name at least. Thats how I feel about it. =)

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  3. wow this is good, defiantly ways to keep a women. bro you need to teach a class lol

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  4. Lol thank you. Unfortunately, just like class, some people would come to learn and others will come to sleep. Not everyone would pass...So all my preaching would do is benefit those who are actually serious about keeping their woman happy. They will be the ones who will be able to keep their woman.

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